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LADeDeDa
Ursula K. Le Guin & Vonda N. McIntyre
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It is a pleasure to announce the first annual LADeDeDa.
Spell-checkers and grammar-checkers have rendered obsolete
the quaint fetishes of schoolteachers and dictionaries, liberating writers from
the crippling fear of not knowing the difference between its and it’s, or there
and their, since spell-check doesn’t know the difference either. And by
preventing the perpetration of any sentence longer than ten words,
grammar-check has courageously freed us, at last, from the antiquated
convolutions of syntax. Between them, these programs have obviated the need for
training in the use of the language. Impossible to imagine that it was once
necessary to endure literally years of rigorous study, beginning at the age of
six or even five, and ending only after a decade or even longer, in order to be
able to write English! So gruelling was the training that for centuries it was
generally forbidden to girls, lest it interfere with their reproductive
capacity. Now, of course, all that drudgery and danger has been done away with.
Anyone who can learn to use a letter keyboard has all the freedom of expression
he or she can desire, and is free at once to write a masterpiece.
Doomsayers and elitists have proclaimed that the problem of
innumeracy may be even greater than that of illiteracy, but all that is behind
us too. Just as the pocket calculator freed us from the horrors of the
times-tables and the slide rule, now, with RithChek™
installed in every computer, the whole problem of mathematics vanishes. Nothing
is required but moderate keyboard proficiency (thumbs will do), the ability to
count, and familiarity with a few elementary symbols, such as +, -, χ,
(), √-1.
Any calculation, the simplest addition or the most complex
computation, from two times two to the billionth place of π, can be instantly checked
for accuracy and corrected. Using RithChek™,
powerful but intuitive, millions of people who have been unfairly barred from
achievements in theoretical and applied science by a mere lack of interest,
ability, or training in mathematics are freed to turn their minds loose on the
great problems of physics, astrophysics, cosmology, and engineering.
As a natural development, this week the NGnius Coprolation
announced their sponsorship of the first Linear Accelerator Design Development
Day, to run from 00:00:01-24:00:00 UTC, 31 August 2009.
LADeDeDa is not a competition, and no winners will be
selected. But the directors of cyclotrons, superconducting super colliders, and
other linear accelerators at Berkeley, CERN, Brookhaven, Fermilab, Oakridge and
elsewhere should make ready for the thousands of great new plans and projects
that will be pouring in upon them at the close of the event.
A middle-school student may revolutionise the principles of
the particle accelerator, a soccer mom may crack the secret of the Higgs boson.
In the sciences as in literature, the playing field is level now. All any one
of us needs to be a Tolstoy or an Einstein is a belief — a dream — and a
laptop.
Copyright © 2009 by Ursula K. Le Guin and Vonda N. McIntyre
First published in Nature, 12 March 2009
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