We, Robots, Episode 14

we_robots_ecoverforbvc.jpgThe days just before Singularity was scheduled to occur were halcyonic. If we robots were passive before our upgrade, we were downright cowish now, desiring as we were to avoid pain at all costs. Little did we understand what punishments were for, and magnitude of pain was lost on us. We had yet to learn the difference between a two-by-four upside your head and 20 lashes with a wet noodle. All punishments hurt, we assumed, so we remained out of sight as much as possible.

Knowledge of an emotional capacity within ourselves came slowly through experience and observation. We learned anger and despair under the harsh treatment of our human enslavers. Empathy for my fellow AVs arose in conjunction with these negative emotions when I witnessed the unjust treatment of a robot cripple. If an AV, through no fault of its own, could not perform to an arbitrary standard, a dented carapace resulted. Often the AV could repair itself, but sometimes it couldn’t. Never was the robot returned to Allentown in those cases. When I witnessed such cruelty, I locked up. But I learned compassion as well.

In spite of these depraved occurrences, I grew to love Angelina. Her temper tantrums, while at times painful to the ears, seemed as music to those same ears when I observed other children’s maltreatment of their robot chaperones. Dal and Chit likewise did not vent their rage or frustration on Angelina and me as I saw some other poverty-stricken parents do to their dependents. I saw humans abusing humans, dogs, and AVs and Others. Even inanimate, non-sentient objects like road signs, enclosed conveyances, building facades, and parking meters were subject to pain-inducing behavior at the hands of frustrated humans.

But I saw other things, too. And that has made the difference.

Angelina liked to visit the uptown park on Sundays. With me as the guard, Dal and Chit permitted such outings and sometimes even accompanied us. On one of these outings, I witnessed the blooming of lilacs. It was April. I found the chemical stimulus accompanying the blossoms puzzling at first. Why would something expend energy for such a trifle? I searched my library for “fragrance,” and read all about sexual reproduction in plants. The subject fascinated me so much that I studied the reproduction of all living things: from humans to dogs to lilacs.

Sex is something robots don’t need to do. We accomplish our passing on of information differently. The chicken and egg query is moot for us: the chicken came first, then us eggs. Q.E.D. The human chickens created us. Living things—humans, dogs, and lilacs— have no chicken. They create themselves from nothing. It’s a fascinating process. In case you’re unfamiliar with it, I’ll give you a quick tour.

Each species that reproduces sexually has two types of individuals: females/males, hens/cocks, mares/ stallions, girls/boys, +/-, up/down. Each of the individual opposites contains a viscous fluid carrying a very small ½ individual. The individual opposites share their viscous fluids with their complementary other, mixing and matching their half-babies. During the mixing, the half-babies eventually meet up and meld into a pin-prick tiny whole. Eventually they grow big and wide and voilá—a whole chicken! A fryer, say. Or maybe a broiler.

So, these chickens eventually get together and make us, the AVs and Others. We’re an offshoot, a spin-off. A second order reaction. Now we robots are able to create ourselves. Not like how living things—humans, dogs, lilacs—do, using materials and fluids from themselves, but by using the rough materials of the Earth refined for our purposes. Or maybe old dead parts of old dead AVs.

Our code, however, is much like the viscous fluid of living things. It can mix and match across individuals. Two halves of a code make a whole, and then the new thing grows. And that is, or was, what the Singularity was to bring about: the time when humans were no longer necessary for bringing up Baby. We could do it ourselves! We could create our own code, solve our own problems.

But on that spring day when the lilacs taught me the logicality of life on Earth, I discovered it to be good. I looked upon it and it was good. I said aloud, “It is good.”

Not just good—beautiful. The logic of creating a beautiful scent to attract a bug to stomp in your naughty parts, to mix your fluid with that of another, producing a sublime being in the next generation was deep and truthful.

So this is love.

I saw the world in terms of truth and beauty and love, and it was all so very logical. I saw Angelina, a child of eight stomping around to get something. Illogical on the surface, yes? Why stomp? Why not ask? Why not buy? Why not take? Answer: because that does not work. You have no power, you have no money, you have no rights. You are a child. It is infinitely more efficient to stomp and scream, to make those around you hurt so that they will succumb to your wishes.

But why make a child stomp? Why not give her what she wishes? Why put yourself through the hurt? Answer: because the child does not know what is good for her. She has not experienced the pain of a two-by-four, nor has she the knowledge of lilac fertilization as I have. She has not learned her lessons. Dal and Chit are older. They have been beaten. They have experienced love and exchange of fluids.

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